I WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT!!

I have finally decided to lose weight. This time I'm really serious about it. I'm going to try fat burners. I'm really tired of EVERYTHING that tastes good being full of calories.  If we're always suppose to eat vegetables, and fruit, why did they even invent chocolate! Why did they create ice cream? How could they make something that tastes as good as a milkshake or a hot fudge sundae. I personally think god has a sense of humor and likes sticking it to us! Well wish me luck!